~~~*~~~Cute Stories~~~*~~~
I met him at a gas station.................
I was filling up the mini-van and the kids were screaming and driving me nuts. Suddenly, there he was! Just looking at me, seemingly drawing me to him. I couldn't resist the temptation to reach my hand out and touch him. I know it was wrong, but I just had to have him! Before I knew it, I was finding him everywhere. He would catch my eye in line at the grocery store. He would be there at the movies when I took the kids to see the latest cartoons. He was even sitting in the breakroom at work one day! I wanted him even more. I felt like I needed him. And yet after I had my fill of him each time, it wasn't enough. I wanted more and more! But I knew it couldn't last. My love, he was untrue. He didn't think I saw him walking out the door of the gas station that time, held by that tiny waif of a woman! Never again! Never again, will I fall in love with a candy bar!
Author Unknown
-------10 Little Weight Watchers--------
10 little weight watchers joining in a line. One hated vegetables, then there were nine.
9 little weight watchers say, "This is great." One said I don't have time to exercise, then there were eight.
8 little weight watchers say, "This is heaven." One had a birthday, then there were seven.
7 little weight watchers, getting thin for kicks. One said, "Programs and fun just don't mix," then there were six
6 little weight watchers, see how they thrive. One said, "Just once won't hurt," then there were five.
5 little weight watchers beating at a door. One weighed and left each week, then there were four.
4 little weight watchers from fat getting free. One heard, "Dear you're getting too thin," then there were three.
3 little weight watchers see how they do. One went on vacation, then there were two.
2 little weight watchers, life has just begun. One got off the program, then there was one.
1 little weight watcher standing all alone. The body's gotten little, how the pride has grown.
1 little weight watcher, at goal she (he) looks divine. We, each one of us, can be that one and not the other nine!!!
Author Unknown
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I met him at a party. There he was at the end of the buffet...a loner; the last one on the plate. He had a certain something...a sweetness, a sensuality. He was one hot cookie. I felt as if I'd always known him...hungered for him. When he looked at me with those warm brown eyes, I melted. Before I knew it, I had my hands on him, my mouth on him....in public. After that night, we were inseparable. With him I could be myself. He didn't seem to care what mood I was in, how I looked or even if I gained weight. Together we had the recipe for happiness. No one satisfied me like Chip. THEN THINGS CHANGED My friends said he was no good for me. He started to give me heartburn. I felt crummy, but it had to end. Now we've gone our separate ways. I hardly think of him anymore. Oh, if I see a certain TV commercial, a particular magazine ad, a coupon for cents off...that old longing returns. And when we run into each other in the supermarket, we nod. We're friendly. But it's OVER!
Author Unknown
